Ever wondered why we pack up our tiny paradise in The Netherlands and haul ourselves across the globe to New Zealand just so our little ones can hit the books? It's like we're saying, "Hey, forget the windmills, kids! We're off to study in a land where sheep outnumber humans!" Who needs cozy wooden shoes when you can learn the Haka dance and perform it during morning tea? We're all about giving our children a well-prepared adulthood, even if it means they'll have to master both Dutch and the art of dodging Kea bird attacks.